Waking up the PCC

I try to arrive about 5 'till 9 and make sure all the computers are operational. Some don't start on their own and some have the infamous motherboard problem we know so well. I look to see that the children's games computers are cleared and ready to go and check to see if any headphones are missing, have been moved, or are broken. Then I check to see if enough paper is in the printer and a few sheets are in our scrap paper bin as well as enough pencils in the scrap pencil bin. Then I grab any books, CDs, DVDs, magazines that need to be returned and head out to the IS office where I make a general nuisance of myself for the next hour and a half before returning to the PCC, walking what I like to call "The Green Mile," all the while praying for a pleasant morning.